T'was the Day Before Christmas by Jeff Liebermann 12/23/2011 Version 1.4 The day before Christmas, and all through the shop, all was a crisis, with problems non-stop. Nothing was working, and all claimed they'll wait, for Fedex arriving, with parts that were late. The phone was a ringings, and drop-ins galore, demanding their machines, with promises of more. The boxes were stuffed with spyware to find, a virus and malware, updates far behind. The PC's on benches, with some on the floor, If I can find more room, I'll work on some more. But then with a beep, a crash and a hang, Mac Mini destructed, with a small bang. No lights, no power, no fan, no clue. Another BGA failure, not much I can do. And then came a crashing, a smash and a thud, my office invaded, by kids wanting blood. My PC, my MacBook, my printer, not done. If I don't deliver, There will be no fun. No way to be ready, I can only dream. I have a solution. I'll go get ice cream.